I haven’t posted nearly at all. Mainly because I just haven’t felt inspired to post/I don’t feel like logging onto Tumblr/I’m doing other things.
But I logged on today and found a brilliant submission! I wanted to honor the post and post in a post that I’m posting myself.
BRILLIANT GENIUS:
youre a faggot. i would fight you if i knew who you were
Wow. Brilliant.
GENIUS SUBMISSION BY: hfhdo@aol.com
Hmm.. Threatening me using an obvious throwaway email account? Not even submitting using your own Tumblr account? Disappointing.
You’re probably a Conor Oberst super mega PARK AVVV fan and you probably look just like him, but smaller and weaker and more vulnerable and your favorite song is probably “It’s cool, we can still be friends” because that’s how much of a faggot you are.
Guarantee I’d beat the shit out of you if we fought.
Although, I thought peace was what Conor was all about. I seem to remember him chanting it over the crowd the night I saw him play, as a bunch of drunken trashy hoe bags punched each other to get a clearer view of the penis outline in his skinny jeans.
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