Fuck Every Hipster

Jul. 2, 2011 at 1:59am with 7 notes

Just thought I’d respond to one of the responses to my post “Conor Oberst Is An Asshole”. Or should I say three responses because they edited it three fucking times before they decided it was annoying enough to leave.

ass1

First I will respond to this one. I guess that would be the long story short if you want to be a Conor Oberst fucking love festival. And yes she did dump me. But she begged for me back later because the guy she left me for liked Enrique Iglesias and was an asshole. I’ll tell the full story in another post.

ass2

Okay, now since you’ve edited it, you are making the assumption that I am making an attempt at irony and I am actually a Conor fan in disguise. No, sorry to disappoint this is not the case. ass3

I don’t even know what the fuck the point of this edit was or if you’re making fun of me because I don’t drink or smoke or whatever. But like my high school girlfriend said I don’t like labels (and like I added in, it’s because I’m badass).

You’ve also responded to my other post about Coldplay, offering more of your infinite wisdom.

bitch

First off, I didn’t say my favorite band was Coldplay. I said I was a fan. Second, I followed you because I like following people who have spared the time to read my posts. Common courtesy. Plus if I didn’t follow, how would I keep up with all the gold you post?

Although, I am a little perplexed as to why you brought up Conor in response to a post about Coldplay’s shitty new single. It’s as if the only music you know is created by Conor Oberst. Is it hard to never be able to join in musical conversations or do you just find ways to inject Conor into the conversation?

Random person: “Hey, did you hear the new ______ song?”

You: “Funny you mention a new song. Conor Oberst is amazing.”

Random person: “What? What are you talking about?”

You: “Conor Oberst.”

Random person: “Yeah but I was talking about _______.”

You: “Yeah, I love Park Avvvv”

Random person: “I’m going to go now.”

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