Oberstcult doesn’t give up. And that’s a quality we should all admire.
Upon waking up and finding several questions in my inbox, I also found yet another response from my favorite Tumblrerer, “oberstcult”. I find she has a way with words, and I think that if we met in real life we would probably be best friends. Maybe even more than that. One can only hope.
First, I admire how quickly you get to insulting me. It is a turn on.
Second, I still don’t know why so many of you are trying to convince me to come out of the fucking hipster closet. If this is because hipsters can only marry hipsters and you are trying to set us up for a future relationship, then let me know. I will make it work.
Third, I’m glad you graduated from high school and college. Education is important. Of course this is the internet and you are probably just lying.
Fourth, I see that you’ve casually slipped in the fact that you are dating someone. I get the vibe that you have done this so that I won’t hit on you in the future. I’m going to tell you trying to stop me is futile. Our love is too strong.
Fifth, for the hundredth fucking time, I told you I had the Jurassic Park and LOTR soundtracks my freshman year. No matter how you look at it, that stuff is fucking music and when I was freshman I thought it was fucking incredible. My sophomore year was the year I started developing the incredible taste I have now. I will send you a copy of my autobiography when it comes out so you won’t make these mistakes anymore.
Sixth, this will be the third post I’ve dedicated to you and our possible future relationship. I look forward to making out with you in the future, and I hope you are really hot.
Hipster oberstcult and her hipster not-boyfriend.
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connyxoberst reblogged this from fuckeveryhipster and added:
facebook friends. she posted pictures...her smiling in her cap
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oberstcult reblogged this from fuckeveryhipster and added:
admitted you’re...third post calling me an asshole, your one
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