I wasn’t going to do a new post today, but after I saw a recent reply to one of my posts I just couldn’t help it.
If you don’t follow my blog or have begun reading this post out of context, go back a couple of pages, do some light reading, and catch up.
Anyway, back to what was going on, I recently found this on my dashboard:
Now let’s just take a moment to let this post sink in and take it from the beginning. I’ll do my best to rip this apart as someone is sitting next to me chewing loudly and it’s really fucking annoying.
First off, let’s figure out this connyxoberst character. (I’m going to assume she’s a girl based off of her Tumblr. If she’s a gay guy, well than I fucking apologize. Maybe you should clarify that shit on your blog if it makes you butt hurt [not literally, relax]) So anyway, I’m guessing conny is a Conor Oberst fan. I’m basing this assumption off of the tumblr devoted to Conor Oberst and her fucking username. Now why is she attacking me? Not because she gives a shit about Laura, or whatever the fuck her name is like I cared, but because I talked some shit on Conor Oberst.
Here are some statistics for you:
As you can see from this scientifically tested graph, 75 percent of Conor fans are pure assholes. Basically what this means is, if you ever say anything other than, “IF CONOR WANTS TO ILL LET HIM RAPE ME”, than they will shit their pants and treat the internet like serious business. But this graph is just a teaching aid. Let’s get back to the main focus, conny.
So basically conny starts by letting me know that she is facebook friends with mrs. feh. Okay. Congratufuckinglations. What else do I need to know? Did you have sleep overs in middle school together and braid each others fucking hair in class instead of paying attention? Either way, I don’t give a shit.
She then goes on to let me know that mrs. feh posted a photo of herself in her cap and gown fucking smiling, because the fact that she’s smiling is apparently a really fucking important detail.
The next thing she tells me is that they hung out together and got drinks together and met her toootally sweet boyfriend who tooootally isn’t a hipster. She also let’s me know that him and his friends are pre-med. Okay. Well congratufuckinglations to him too. What do I care if he’s pre-med? Am I supposed to be jealous that I’m not a fucking almost-doctor? And also, congrats on feeling stupid around pre-med students. What a great little anecdote. You should fucking tell that story all the time. It makes you sound smart.
People who don’t go to med school.
Finally, she let’s me know that I don’t know what I’m talking about and that I’m turning this into something bigger than it is, when in reality I’m just replying to shit people say to my posts because I like to acknowledge the people who read my blog. If they say something nice, I’ll say something nice. If they something shitty, then I’ll say something shitty back. It’s not rocket science, but if you felt dumb around a bunch of Laura’s boyfriends almost-doctor friends then maybe it is.
So I ask you conny, just quit before you make a bigger ass of yourself.
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oberstcult reblogged this from fuckeveryhipster and added:
Oh another intelligent...from the self-hating hipster! Conny was
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